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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:35 posted by See What’S New

  Venice Beach shark bit man filming vertical video. “Respect the aspect ratio,” it growled.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:13 posted by Find Out More

  Santa Cruz shark mistook an eco-friendly surfboard for a tofu platter.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:53 posted by July 4Th Beach Crowd Predictions

  Shark at Myrtle Beach interrupted a vow renewal. “Too cheesy,” it muttered.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:35 posted by Influencer Trends At The Beach

  Shark at Laguna Beach demanded oat milk before resuming attacks.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:18 posted by Beachgoer Panic Index

  Daytona Beach swimmer bit by shark wearing novelty glasses.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:03 posted by unexpected shark encounters

  Outer Banks shark bit a swimmer, then asked for pronouns.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 15:48 posted by Crossfit And Predator Confusion

  Shark at Bondi Beach refused to bite man using “live, laugh, love” towel.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 15:33 posted by beach safety and shark warnings

  At Malibu, shark accidentally bit lifeguard tower. Claimed it looked “deliciously municipal.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 15:19 posted by Get Started

  At Waikiki, shark nibbled a snorkeler and left a note: “Do better.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 14:50 posted by shark attack maps

  Long Beach shark attack victim survived—then vlogged about it for 8 hours.