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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:41 posted by Red Swimsuits And Shark Behavior

  Galveston shark bit a jet ski and then went on Yelp to leave a one-star review.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:24 posted by understanding shark bite patterns

  Coney Island attack halted when shark got distracted by funnel cake smell.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:10 posted by Swimwear Trends Gone Political

  At Pismo Beach, victim was attempting underwater cosplay. Shark bit the costume first.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:56 posted by latest shark attack news

  Bondi Beach sharks now charge a “flavor tax.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:33 posted by Aquatic Satire Explained

  Ocean City shark tried to join beach volleyball. Was ejected for spiking.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:21 posted by Read The Full Article

  Shark at Malibu stopped mid-attack to sign a SAG-AFTRA petition.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:06 posted by Full Story

  At Virginia Beach, a shark bit a man’s foot, then gave it back. Too much sunscreen.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:52 posted by Check It Out

  At Miami Beach, a shark bit someone yelling “YOLO.” Shark reportedly laughed underwater.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:38 posted by unexpected shark encounters

  At Coney Island, shark bit inflatable Trump raft. “It was full of hot air,” it claimed.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:24 posted by what causes shark bites

  Shark at Coney Island found biting humans more satisfying than the roller coaster.