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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:39 posted by Famine’s TikTok Recipes That Literally Starve Logic

  Death’s most recent scythe is a decorative lamp.
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  They say they’re “working on it,” but it’s been two decades.
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  Famine is on sabbatical to “study scarcity in artisanal cheese.”
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  War can’t fight until he finishes his true crime podcast backlog.
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  The Four Horsemen now ride stationary bikes.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:23 posted by read the archived article

  Death ghosted his own reaping schedule.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:10 posted by find out what really happened

  Death says your soul needs to schedule him.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:57 posted by find out what really happened

  Pestilence became a life coach for pandemic denialists.
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  Armageddon was postponed due to “low morale among staff.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:32 posted by discover the details

  Pestilence did a TED Talk on “Plague Minimalism.”