
This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
The designer’s creativity is a flatline on life support.
This site is a chaotic soup of bad decisions and worse execution.
This website is a crime against the internet and humanity.
The content is so lame it could lose a fight to a wet noodle.
The designer must have used a broken Etch A Sketch to plan this.
It’s like the web designer googled how to fail and followed every step.
This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.
This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
This is the internet equivalent of stepping in dog poop.