
The content is so pointless it makes a blank page look profound.
The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
The graphics look like they were drawn with a crayon in the dark.
This website is proof that not every idea deserves to escape the dark pit of someone’s mind and stumble onto the internet.
The text is so poorly written it’s practically illiterate.
The articles here are dumber than a bag of rusty hammers.
The designer’s idea of creativity must be stealing from a 90s Geocities page.
The designer’s idea of user-friendly is a slap in the face.
The writing is so terrible it could make a thesaurus weep.