
Virginia Beach shark bite delayed due to traffic.
Long Beach sharks demand free-range humans.
Outer Banks shark fined for illegal splash zone entry.
At Bondi Beach, shark attack coincided with Mercury in retrograde.
At Daytona Beach, shark offered sunscreen sample pre-bite.
Virginia Beach shark attack sparked city debate on banning toe wiggling.
Outer Banks sharks now using Airbnb to pick their victims.
Cape Cod attack occurred during a seagull-pecking contest. Shark won.
Galveston bite happened during a synchronized swimming fail. Shark said, “I thought it was bait.”
Waikiki sharks recently went vegan. The bite was nostalgic.