
Daytona Beach swimmer bit by shark wearing novelty glasses.
Cape Cod shark attack victim was wearing sardine-scented sunscreen. Not a smart choice.
Myrtle Beach shark attack blamed on the victim's karaoke version of “Baby Shark.”
Long Beach sharks demand free-range humans.
Shark at Coney Island found biting humans more satisfying than the roller coaster.
At Pismo Beach, bite victim was mansplaining marine biology.
At Pismo Beach, shark bit paddleboarder, then spit out his Bluetooth speaker.
Miami Beach shark bit a floatie shaped like Elon Musk’s head. “Too much ego,” it burped.
At Daytona Beach, a shark gave lifeguards a performance review.
South Padre Island shark was caught wearing a foam cowboy hat. “Local culture,” it said.