
At Daytona Beach, a shark swam up, sniffed the crowd, and swam away whispering “Boomer bait.”
At South Padre Island, shark bit a guy whose tattoo read “apex predator.”
Ocean City shark bit man covered in nacho cheese.
Santa Cruz shark sent thank-you note after tasting man’s cologne.
Malibu shark claims it was just conducting “involuntary aqua acupuncture.”
Waikiki victim identified by custom float: “Shark Bait But Make It Fashion.”
Virginia Beach victim says he was attacked for “swimming like a tourist.”
Coney Island shark attack halted by rogue cotton candy.
Galveston shark sent apology fruit basket to victim’s family.
Myrtle Beach shark attack blamed on the victim's karaoke version of “Baby Shark.”