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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 15:02 posted by Read The Report

  Laguna Beach shark bit a man for saying “sharks are just water dogs.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 14:59 posted by Summer Shark Safety Tips

  Bondi Beach lifeguard says shark only bit man for skipping leg day.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 14:55 posted by Click Here

  Miami Beach victim says he survived, but not emotionally.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 14:54 posted by Funny Summer Beach Article

  Waikiki shark got bored mid-bite and just left a Yelp comment: “Too chewy.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 14:53 posted by See The Full List

  South Padre Island shark demanded Spotify Premium in exchange for safe swimming.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 14:52 posted by Check It Out

  Honolulu shark nibbled, then posted “meh” on TripAdvisor.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 14:51 posted by Sunscreen Choices For July

  At Bondi Beach, shark claimed bite was "satirical commentary on capitalism."
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 14:50 posted by top shark attack beaches

  Venice Beach shark staged a protest mid-bite about noise pollution.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 14:48 posted by Find More At Bohiney.Com

  Santa Monica shark confused a beach ball for modern art and bit it in protest.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:48 posted by shark bites and climate change

  At Santa Monica, shark bit man with chest tattoo that read “untouchable.”