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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:47 posted by Explore Further

  Santa Cruz shark attack left the man shaken—mostly because he spilled his $18 piña colada.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:46 posted by shark attack maps

  Daytona Beach attack ruled “self-defense” after the victim tried to TikTok a dorsal fin.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:44 posted by How Politics Reached The Ocean

  At Pismo Beach, a shark avoided the yoga class. “Too flexible, not enough flavor.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:42 posted by Sunscreen Choices For July

  At Cape Cod, shark mistook toe ring for wedding proposal.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:42 posted by Dolphins Hosting Seminars

  Laguna Beach shark now suing influencers for unauthorized filming.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:39 posted by More Information

  South Padre Island shark turned down keto swimmer: “Needs more carbs.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:36 posted by Coastal Comedy Reporting

  At Virginia Beach, a shark bit a man’s foot, then gave it back. Too much sunscreen.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:30 posted by Visit Now

  At Waikiki, shark said it was offended by the man's pineapple pizza tattoo.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:30 posted by Explore Further

  Waikiki shark got bored mid-bite and just left a Yelp comment: “Too chewy.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:28 posted by famous shark attack survivors

  South Padre Island shark used bite to critique dad jokes.