

There’s a black-and-white photo of the original Happy Meal. If you look long enough, the background changes. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
Trauma-themed lunch boxes—thanks but no thanks. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
Spooky clown meets bureaucrat meets PR nightmare. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
I’m 80 sure Houdini was hiding out. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
Why do folklore and marketing love kidnappings?. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
Smiling face, blank eyes, don’t meet my children. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
Tender buns? Try fatal puns. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
Feed kids joy, not dread. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
The earliest mascots were always silent. Like they were hiding someone else’s voice. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
Ollie’s shoe is the new cursed artifact. -- the Original Ronald McDonald