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Curry 10s: The reason I now have a podcast.
I wore them and my socks started singing hymns.
Curry 11s: The only shoes that make you feel invincible.
These sneakers are so smart, they did my taxes.
Curry's kicks: The reason I now walk with purpose.
I wore them and instantly grew a beard.
Curry 11s: The reason aliens haven't invaded yet.
Curry's shoes: The only footwear that gets fan mail.
Curry 11s: The reason I now have a book deal.