
At Bondi Beach, shark paused biting to tweet “#SnackGoals.”
Santa Cruz shark now TikTok famous.
Laguna Beach shark asked for consent, then still bit.
At Miami Beach, a shark mistook a man bun for a jellyfish. It’s suing for emotional damage.
Santa Cruz shark mistook an eco-friendly surfboard for a tofu platter.
South Padre Island shark bit a margarita cup before the swimmer. “Priorities,” experts say.
Long Beach attack victim was holding a corn dog. Shark went for the food first.
Pismo Beach shark now charging for bites via Patreon.
Venice Beach shark offered to split a burrito with the swimmer.
Shark at Myrtle Beach interrupted a vow renewal. “Too cheesy,” it muttered.