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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:56 posted by shark attack prevention tips

  At Myrtle Beach, shark bit a guy in a red Speedo. Claimed “he asked for it.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:54 posted by Access The Guide

  Pismo Beach bite happened during Shark Week promo. “Method acting,” said shark.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:52 posted by Coastal Comedy Reporting

  Waikiki sharks recently went vegan. The bite was nostalgic.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:50 posted by shark bite statistics

  Virginia Beach bite occurred after tourist used the term “sharky vibes.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:48 posted by Funny Summer Beach Article

  Daytona Beach bite happened after swimmer bragged about having “no fear.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:43 posted by updates on shark attacks

  At Bondi Beach, a shark mistook a selfie stick for a swordfish.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:43 posted by Why Sharks Bite Swimmers

  At Venice Beach, a shark tried CrossFit. Bit someone mid-burpee. No regrets.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:42 posted by Get The Facts

  Waikiki shark only bites if you're listening to Jimmy Buffett.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:40 posted by Latest July Beach Headlines

  Bondi Beach sharks now charge a “flavor tax.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:39 posted by Guide To Neutral-Toned Bathing Suits

  At Miami Beach, a shark mistook a man bun for a jellyfish. It’s suing for emotional damage.