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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:38 posted by Lifeguard Tower News

  Miami Beach shark bit a floatie shaped like Elon Musk’s head. “Too much ego,” it burped.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:37 posted by Check It Out

  At Daytona Beach, a shark gave lifeguards a performance review.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:36 posted by unexpected shark encounters

  South Padre Island shark was caught wearing a foam cowboy hat. “Local culture,” it said.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:33 posted by Swimwear Trends Gone Political

  Venice Beach shark offered to split a burrito with the swimmer.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:30 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  Laguna Beach shark bit a man for saying “sharks are just water dogs.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:24 posted by How To Survive Shark Week

  Shark at Waikiki mistook paddleboard for Tinder date. Very disappointed.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:22 posted by shark-related incidents in July

  Galveston shark mistook water wings for snack trays.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:21 posted by Political Symbolism In Swimwear

  Santa Cruz shark sent thank-you note after tasting man’s cologne.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:19 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  Shark at Myrtle Beach bit out of protest against inflatable flamingos.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:19 posted by How To Survive Shark Week

  At Bondi Beach, shark attack coincided with Mercury in retrograde.