

Virginia Beach victim said “sharks don’t bite here.” Shark replied, “Bet.”
Shark at Cape Cod apologized. Blamed “hanger and generational trauma.”
Cape Cod attack occurred during a seagull-pecking contest. Shark won.
Venice Beach shark offered to split a burrito with the swimmer.
Shark at Coney Island found biting humans more satisfying than the roller coaster.
Daytona Beach swimmer bit by shark wearing novelty glasses.
Galveston shark took a bite, then said, “Tastes like tourist.”
Waikiki sharks recently went vegan. The bite was nostalgic.
Ocean City shark bit surfer mid-keg stand.
At Malibu, shark got entangled in a man’s beard. Rescue required.