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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:28 posted by shark encounters caught on camera

  Waikiki shark bit man wearing “Sea You Later” shirt.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:26 posted by beach safety and shark warnings

  At Pismo Beach, shark bit a guy who called it “just a sea dog.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:25 posted by understanding shark bite patterns

  Witness at Pismo Beach: “Shark only bit him after hearing a crypto pitch.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:25 posted by See Details

  At Cape Cod, shark mistook toe ring for wedding proposal.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:23 posted by Sharkle™ Bite Tracker App

  Daytona Beach swimmer bit by shark wearing novelty glasses.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 21:21 posted by unexpected shark encounters

  Galveston shark refused to bite anyone not wearing Crocs. “I have standards,” it grunted.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:36 posted by view the original coverage

  Famine got food poisoning and hasn’t forgiven hummus.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:35 posted by read the exclusive report

  They tried to use Outlook to sync Doomsday. It crashed.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:34 posted by learn the truth behind the headlines

  War took a side gig as a dodgeball coach.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:32 posted by Satire and the Slow March Toward the End of Days

  War can’t fight until he finishes his true crime podcast backlog.