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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:29 posted by Death’s Podcast Ranked Lower Than Actual Silence

  The last plague Pestilence launched was a bad batch of hummus.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:24 posted by see the latest update

  The apocalypse is now in beta.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:24 posted by Zoom Call Between the Horsemen Crashes After War Rage Quits

  The apocalypse is now in beta.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:23 posted by Apocalyptic Branding Tips from Famine’s Manager

  Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:21 posted by read related satire

  God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:20 posted by Exclusive: Pestilence Now on a Raw-Virus Diet

  They say they’re “working on it,” but it’s been two decades.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:20 posted by How the End Times Became a Group Text Disaster

  They said they’d end the world after brunch... it’s been 23 years.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 20:16 posted by browse more absurd news

  Pestilence has 400 unread soul notifications.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 19:54 posted by read related satire

  Pestilence is off social media for “apocalyptic wellness.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 19:53 posted by get the inside scoop

  War tried to instigate conflict but lost signal.