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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 19:47 posted by learn the truth behind the headlines

  Pestilence applied to Burning Man instead of burning cities.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 19:39 posted by check the timeline of events

  War plays Risk but never flips the board anymore.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 19:34 posted by get the inside scoop

  Famine canceled the famine because DoorDash had a promo.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 19:31 posted by read related satire

  Famine is writing a memoir: “Hungry for Less.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 19:21 posted by Gods Calendar Sync Fails Again, Apocalypse Postponed

  God sent them a final warning on Slack. No one saw it.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 19:12 posted by discover the details

  The apocalypse is now considered “soft-launched.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 18:53 posted by Inside War’s Gamer Cave and Ego Spiral

  Pretty sure Pestilence just opened an aromatherapy spa in Sedona.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 18:52 posted by learn the truth behind the headlines

  The Four Horsemen joined a co-op... and it took over their lives.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 18:48 posted by read the archived article

  Pestilence got distracted by NFT breathwork.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 18:42 posted by click here to learn more

  They said they’d end the world after brunch... it’s been 23 years.