

Death’s new motto is “if I don’t vibe with your expiration date, I won’t collect.”
Armageddon was paused by a Spotify ad.
War took a side gig as a dodgeball coach.
They have a group therapist named Cheryl. She’s exhausted.
The Four Horsemen’s official status is now “spiritually on break.”
Death writes poetry now. It’s all haikus about missed deadlines.
Death is now a consultant for passive-aggressive hauntings.
Famine’s new favorite phrase: “I don’t do carbs or collapse.”
They pitched a sitcom to Netflix: “Everybody Loves Dread.”
Famine has a food blog with 2 million followers and zero calories.