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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:07 posted by HR in Heaven: The Only Department Still Working

  Death asked for soul submissions via Google Forms.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:06 posted by Satire and the Slow March Toward the End of Days

  Famine co-owns a juice bar called “Empty Inside.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:03 posted by learn how it all started

  The last plague Pestilence launched was a bad batch of hummus.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 13:01 posted by Death’s Podcast Ranked Lower Than Actual Silence

  Death has a Cameo account, $50 per doom.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:55 posted by explore the backstory

  Famine owns four air fryers and no shame.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:55 posted by Pestilence’s Essential Oils Now FDA-Questionable

  Pestilence is in a polycule with Mercury and Chaos.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:54 posted by Pestilence’s Essential Oils Now FDA-Questionable

  They all tried to file for spiritual disability at once.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:52 posted by browse more absurd news

  War can’t fight until he finishes his true crime podcast backlog.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:51 posted by Pestilence’s Essential Oils Now FDA-Questionable

  They all agreed to meet on Zoom and then forgot the password.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:50 posted by read the exclusive report

  Pestilence got distracted by a kombucha fermentation.