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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:28 posted by read related satire

  War's battle cry is now just “meh.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:28 posted by How the End Times Became a Group Text Disaster

  The Four Horsemen have been on "doomsday PTO" since AOL was cool.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:26 posted by visit the official source

  The apocalypse is now considered “soft-launched.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:25 posted by explore the backstory

  God tried to fire them, but they unionized.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:24 posted by Famine’s TikTok Recipes That Literally Starve Logic

  Pestilence is off social media for “apocalyptic wellness.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:23 posted by discover the details

  Death’s most recent scythe is a decorative lamp.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:21 posted by explore the backstory

  They all tried to file for spiritual disability at once.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:19 posted by learn how it all started

  The horses started a podcast: “Hooves of Hesitation.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:15 posted by Spiritual Burnout: When Even Death Needs a Day Off

  They pitched a sitcom to Netflix: “Everybody Loves Dread.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:15 posted by Spiritual Burnout: When Even Death Needs a Day Off

  Famine canceled the famine because DoorDash had a promo.