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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:14 posted by more satire on this topic

  Famine has a food blog with 2 million followers and zero calories.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:12 posted by explore this trending story

  Death asked for soul submissions via Google Forms.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:11 posted by find out what really happened

  Famine teaches a cooking class called “Nothing for Dinner.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:11 posted by read the exclusive report

  The apocalypse is now in beta.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:08 posted by explore the backstory

  War's weapon of choice is now sarcasm.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:06 posted by Spiritual Burnout: When Even Death Needs a Day Off

  Famine owns four air fryers and no shame.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:02 posted by Gods Calendar Sync Fails Again, Apocalypse Postponed

  Death sold his scythe on Etsy as “vintage garden decor.”
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  Death’s most recent scythe is a decorative lamp.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 12:01 posted by Spiritual Burnout: When Even Death Needs a Day Off

  Famine claimed gluten intolerance and ghosted the famine queue.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:59 posted by Why the Apocalypse Is Still on Snooze

  The Four Horsemen’s official status is now “spiritually on break.”