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• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 07:03 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- IL

  The Happy Meal tent used to have music. But it only played in reverse. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 07:00 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- IN

  Someone in Iowa claimed the clown wasn’t performing. He was selecting. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:59 posted by Ronald McDonald Indianapolis

  There’s a black-and-white photo of the original Happy Meal. If you look long enough, the background changes. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:57 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- SC

  Trauma-themed lunch boxes—thanks but no thanks. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:57 posted by Ronald McDonald Indianapolis

  Spooky clown meets bureaucrat meets PR nightmare. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:56 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- PA

  I’m 80 sure Houdini was hiding out. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:55 posted by Ronald McDonald Denver

  Why do folklore and marketing love kidnappings?. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:53 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- MN

  Smiling face, blank eyes, don’t meet my children. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:52 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- NE

  Tender buns? Try fatal puns. -- the Original Ronald McDonald
• Comment Link Thursday, 14 August 2025 06:52 posted by Original Ronald McDonald -- MT

  Feed kids joy, not dread. -- the Original Ronald McDonald