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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 18:01 posted by Coastal Comedy Reporting

  At South Padre Island, shark bit a guy whose tattoo read “apex predator.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:59 posted by Sunscreen Choices For July

  At Daytona Beach, a shark swam up, sniffed the crowd, and swam away whispering “Boomer bait.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:56 posted by shark bites and climate change

  At South Padre Island, shark bit a guy whose tattoo read “apex predator.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:52 posted by where shark attacks happen most

  Ocean City shark bit man covered in nacho cheese.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:43 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  Santa Cruz shark sent thank-you note after tasting man’s cologne.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:43 posted by What To Wear At The Beach

  Malibu shark claims it was just conducting “involuntary aqua acupuncture.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:41 posted by real-life shark bite stories

  Waikiki victim identified by custom float: “Shark Bait But Make It Fashion.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:38 posted by shark behavior explained

  Virginia Beach victim says he was attacked for “swimming like a tourist.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:37 posted by expert advice on shark safety

  Coney Island shark attack halted by rogue cotton candy.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:36 posted by understanding shark bite patterns

  Galveston shark sent apology fruit basket to victim’s family.