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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:39 posted by top shark attack beaches

  Ocean City shark was distracted by drone footage and missed its target.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:38 posted by updates on shark attacks

  Miami Beach victim says he forgives the shark but not the parking fees.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:38 posted by how to spot a shark before it spots you

  Galveston shark took a bite, then said, “Tastes like tourist.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:33 posted by Dolphins Hosting Seminars

  Shark at Coney Island prefers funnel cakes. Only bit the man for blocking the line.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:27 posted by Political Symbolism In Swimwear

  Miami Beach shark bit guy saying “It’s shark season, baby!”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:24 posted by shark-related incidents in July

  Waikiki shark bit man wearing “Sea You Later” shirt.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:23 posted by shark attack maps

  Waikiki shark only bit after victim started quoting Ayn Rand.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:23 posted by recent shark bite reports

  Waikiki sharks recently went vegan. The bite was nostalgic.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:22 posted by Visit Now

  Malibu shark was described as “emotionally unavailable” by three victims.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:22 posted by Shark-Themed Comedy Articles

  Daytona Beach swimmer bit while quoting Hemingway. Shark said, “Too on-the-nose.”