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• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:57 posted by Archibald Pimpledrop

  This website is a digital equivalent of a clogged toilet.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:34 posted by Gladys Snarfwhistle

  This site is so slow it could lose a race to a dead snail.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:28 posted by Hattie Waddlepaws

  This is the internet equivalent of stepping in dog poop.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:25 posted by Phineas Chucklesniff

  The content is so pointless it makes a blank page look profound.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 07:20 posted by Clarence Gizzardpuff

  The site’s so poorly optimized it lags on a supercomputer.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 04:42 posted by Floyd Twitchgobbler

  The designer’s idea of modern is stuck in 1998.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 04:38 posted by Winston Blubbercheeks

  The graphics look like they were drawn with a crayon in the dark.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 03:57 posted by Irma Pimplequack

  This website is proof that not every idea deserves to escape the dark pit of someone’s mind and stumble onto the internet.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 03:35 posted by Edith Splatwaddle

  The text is so poorly written it’s practically illiterate.
• Comment Link Thursday, 27 March 2025 02:33 posted by Edith Splatwaddle

  The articles here are dumber than a bag of rusty hammers.