
The designer’s idea of creativity must be stealing from a 90s Geocities page.
The designer’s idea of user-friendly is a slap in the face.
The writing is so terrible it could make a thesaurus weep.
This content is a steaming pile of recycled nonsense.
It’s so riddled with pop-ups, I thought I’d accidentally joined a circus instead of visiting a website.
The text looks like it was written by a bot with a concussion.
The text is so poorly written it’s practically illiterate.
This content is so dull it could put a caffeine addict to sleep.
Whoever coded this clearly learned HTML from a cereal box and then forgot half the instructions.
This website is a glitchy nightmare that haunts my cursor.
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