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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:28 posted by Shark-Themed Comedy Articles

  Virginia Beach shark bite delayed due to traffic.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:21 posted by Crossfit And Predator Confusion

  Long Beach sharks demand free-range humans.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:20 posted by Read More

  Outer Banks shark fined for illegal splash zone entry.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:18 posted by See The Full List

  At Bondi Beach, shark attack coincided with Mercury in retrograde.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:16 posted by real-life shark bite stories

  At Daytona Beach, shark offered sunscreen sample pre-bite.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:15 posted by what causes shark bites

  Virginia Beach shark attack sparked city debate on banning toe wiggling.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:14 posted by shark bite statistics

  Outer Banks sharks now using Airbnb to pick their victims.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:10 posted by Read More

  Cape Cod attack occurred during a seagull-pecking contest. Shark won.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:07 posted by See It In Action

  Galveston bite happened during a synchronized swimming fail. Shark said, “I thought it was bait.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:00 posted by Summer Shark Safety Tips

  Waikiki sharks recently went vegan. The bite was nostalgic.