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• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 17:00 posted by Discover Now

  Cape Cod sharks now demand lobster rolls in exchange for safe passage.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:58 posted by Aquatic Satire Explained

  At Santa Monica, shark sued for copyright infringement.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:56 posted by See It In Action

  Cape Cod shark is now in open relationship with local sea lion.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:55 posted by shark encounters caught on camera

  Daytona Beach swimmer bit by shark wearing novelty glasses.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:54 posted by shark-related incidents in July

  Cape Cod shark attack victim was wearing sardine-scented sunscreen. Not a smart choice.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:51 posted by shark-related incidents in July

  Myrtle Beach shark attack blamed on the victim's karaoke version of “Baby Shark.”
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:48 posted by why sharks bite humans

  Long Beach sharks demand free-range humans.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:42 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  Shark at Coney Island found biting humans more satisfying than the roller coaster.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:41 posted by Lifeguard Tower News

  At Pismo Beach, bite victim was mansplaining marine biology.
• Comment Link Saturday, 07 June 2025 16:40 posted by understanding shark bite patterns

  At Pismo Beach, shark bit paddleboarder, then spit out his Bluetooth speaker.