

Ocean City shark bit man covered in nacho cheese.
Waikiki shark bit man wearing “Sea You Later” shirt.
At Pismo Beach, shark bit a guy who called it “just a sea dog.”
Witness at Pismo Beach: “Shark only bit him after hearing a crypto pitch.”
At Cape Cod, shark mistook toe ring for wedding proposal.
Daytona Beach swimmer bit by shark wearing novelty glasses.
Galveston shark refused to bite anyone not wearing Crocs. “I have standards,” it grunted.
Famine got food poisoning and hasn’t forgiven hummus.
They tried to use Outlook to sync Doomsday. It crashed.
War took a side gig as a dodgeball coach.
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