

Famine has a food blog with 2 million followers and zero calories.
Pestilence applied to Burning Man instead of burning cities.
Pestilence is in a polycule with Mercury and Chaos.
Famine reviewed a famine on Yelp. Three stars: “Too gritty.”
They showed up once in 2012, but forgot the scroll.
Pestilence says he’s “more of a vibe now than a virus.”
They said they’d end the world after brunch... it’s been 23 years.
War's battle cry is now just “meh.”
The apocalypse is now in beta.
Death got distracted writing a screenplay called “Soul Catcher.”
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