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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:45 posted by explore this trending story

  Famine accidentally ordered too much UberEats and canceled himself.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:43 posted by get the complete breakdown

  Death’s new motto is “if I don’t vibe with your expiration date, I won’t collect.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:42 posted by Death’s Podcast Ranked Lower Than Actual Silence

  Pestilence applied to Burning Man instead of burning cities.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:38 posted by browse more absurd news

  Death’s podcast is called “Live, Laugh, Languish.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:34 posted by explore the backstory

  Death sent a “Can we reschedule?” text and never followed up.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:27 posted by explore the backstory

  Death tried to collect my soul but couldn’t find parking.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:26 posted by explore this trending story

  God’s HR keeps leaving voicemails, but War marked them spam.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:24 posted by Inside War’s Gamer Cave and Ego Spiral

  Pestilence became a life coach for pandemic denialists.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:22 posted by learn how it all started

  War’s therapist told him to take time for his battles.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 14:20 posted by see the latest update

  War's weapon of choice is now sarcasm.