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  Their horses unionized and now refuse to gallop after 5 p.m.
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  Heaven’s IT tried resetting their prophecy calendar, but it defaulted to 1999.
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  They have a group therapist named Cheryl. She’s exhausted.
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  Famine uses “hangry” as a diagnosis.
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  Death just wants to vibe now.
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  Famine got food poisoning and hasn’t forgiven hummus.
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  Armageddon was paused by a Spotify ad.
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  War blames Mercury in retrograde for every delay.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 11:35 posted by Satire and the Slow March Toward the End of Days

  Death says your soul needs to schedule him.
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  Pestilence refuses to work unless there's a candle lit.