
At Bondi Beach, a shark mistook a selfie stick for a swordfish.
At Venice Beach, a shark tried CrossFit. Bit someone mid-burpee. No regrets.
Waikiki shark only bites if you're listening to Jimmy Buffett.
Bondi Beach sharks now charge a “flavor tax.”
At Miami Beach, a shark mistook a man bun for a jellyfish. It’s suing for emotional damage.
Santa Cruz shark demanded a Spotify playlist before attacking.
Laguna Beach shark now suing influencers for unauthorized filming.
Shark at Laguna Beach yelled “YOLO!” before charging.
Ocean City shark bit man covered in nacho cheese.
Waikiki shark bit man wearing “Sea You Later” shirt.
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