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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:05 posted by Learn More

  Miami Beach victim says he forgives the shark but not the parking fees.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:01 posted by shark attack prevention tips

  Galveston shark bit a jet ski and then went on Yelp to leave a one-star review.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 23:01 posted by Sharkle™ Bite Tracker App

  Outer Banks shark released man for using eco-friendly sunblock.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:58 posted by shark bites and climate change

  Ocean City shark bit foam noodle, demanded refund.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:57 posted by Coastal Comedy Reporting

  Cape Cod attack occurred during a seagull-pecking contest. Shark won.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:56 posted by understanding shark bite patterns

  Bondi Beach shark posed for selfies post-bite.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:54 posted by how to spot a shark before it spots you

  Cape Cod shark only bites TikTok dancers. Strict diet.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:52 posted by Coastal Comedy Reporting

  At Outer Banks, shark was caught quoting Shakespeare mid-lunge.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:48 posted by shark attack maps

  Shark at Malibu bit a surfer, then spat him out—too much coconut oil.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:48 posted by top shark attack beaches

  Venice Beach shark bit man filming vertical video. “Respect the aspect ratio,” it growled.