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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:25 posted by famous shark attack survivors

  Daytona Beach bite happened after swimmer bragged about having “no fear.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:24 posted by real-life shark bite stories

  Santa Cruz shark attack left the man shaken—mostly because he spilled his $18 piña colada.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:22 posted by sharks near popular beaches

  Shark at Ocean City asked victim, “Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord Poseidon?”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:22 posted by Take A Look

  Myrtle Beach shark said it bit out of boredom. “Too many jet skis, not enough class.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:19 posted by Shark-Themed Comedy Articles

  At Cape Cod, shark attack delayed by brunch reservations.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:16 posted by expert advice on shark safety

  Witness at Santa Monica: “The shark circled once, then asked for Wi-Fi.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:11 posted by history of shark attacks

  At Bondi Beach, shark paused biting to tweet “#SnackGoals.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:11 posted by See What’S New

  Santa Cruz shark now TikTok famous.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:10 posted by shark attack prevention tips

  Laguna Beach shark asked for consent, then still bit.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:08 posted by See The Full List

  At Miami Beach, a shark mistook a man bun for a jellyfish. It’s suing for emotional damage.