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• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:47 posted by State-By-State Beach Policies

  At Pismo Beach, shark bit paddleboarder, then spit out his Bluetooth speaker.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:42 posted by real-life shark bite stories

  At Myrtle Beach, shark bit a guy in a red Speedo. Claimed “he asked for it.”
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:38 posted by Visit Now

  Shark at Coney Island prefers funnel cakes. Only bit the man for blocking the line.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:38 posted by Satirical Journalism Tips

  Coney Island attack halted when shark got distracted by funnel cake smell.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:37 posted by Take A Look

  At Malibu, shark was filming its TED Talk: The Power of Biting Intentionally.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:36 posted by Visit This Page

  Waikiki shark only bit after victim started quoting Ayn Rand.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:34 posted by top shark attack beaches

  Ocean City shark tried to join beach volleyball. Was ejected for spiking.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:34 posted by how to avoid shark attacks

  Bondi Beach shark posed for selfies post-bite.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:27 posted by history of shark attacks

  Bondi Beach shark joined a beach drum circle post-attack.
• Comment Link Friday, 06 June 2025 22:27 posted by shark bites and climate change

  At Bondi Beach, shark claimed bite was "satirical commentary on capitalism."