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• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 02:20 posted by Rannie @ SpinTaxi

  My buddy’s on a health kick; I said, “Enjoy your kale, I’ve got ribs.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 02:15 posted by Joniye @ SpinTaxi

  I love how “weather forecasts” are just guesses with fancy graphics. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 02:10 posted by Kónia @ SpinTaxi

  They say money can’t buy happiness, but it buys bourbon, and that’s close enough. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 02:05 posted by Poniye @ SpinTaxi

  My neighbor says I’m rude; I say, “Wave next time, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 02:00 posted by Donnie @ SpinTaxi

  (White) I made a list—lost it at the bar. -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 01:55 posted by Thanni @ SpinTaxi

  Ever notice how “low battery” warnings are the most judgmental part of your smoke detector? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 01:51 posted by Ponie @ SpinTaxi

  Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways? Who’s in charge of this language? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 01:46 posted by Chonny @ SpinTaxi

  (Seinfeld) Ever notice how “low tide” smells like fish revenge? -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 01:23 posted by FenTaxi SpinTaxi

  I got a smart TV—now it’s judgin’ me for watchin’ reruns of “Cops.” -- spintaxi.com
• Comment Link Wednesday, 12 March 2025 01:14 posted by Xanni @ SpinTaxi

  Satirical journalism stories should come with a warning: “This will make too much sense.” -- spintaxi.com