
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
They say I’m a bad influence; I say, “Only on the fun ones.” -- spintaxi.com
If a satirical journalism website makes politicians angry, you know they’re doing something right. - spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) Ever try to use a “free pass”? It’s expired! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “power button”? It’s more like a suggestion! -- spintaxi.com
Why do they call it a “close call”? I still lost my keys! -- spintaxi.com
Satirical Journalism Media - spintaxi.com
My ex says I’m a fool; I say, “You married me, genius.” -- spintaxi.com
(Seinfeld) I don’t get “fast forward”—it’s buffering! -- spintaxi.com
I went to a vegan restaurant—left with a salad and a grudge. -- spintaxi.com
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