
(Seinfeld) What’s with “self-service”? I’m pumping my own gas now? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “IPA”—tastes like pinecones in a bottle. -- spintaxi.com
My neighbor says I’m trash; I say, “Recycle this.” -- spintaxi.com
8. Satirical journalism analysis -- spintaxi.com
I went to a craft fair—left with a candle and a curse. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “low ink” warnings come right when you need to print a ticket? -- spintaxi.com
I love how cereal boxes say “serving suggestion”—like I’m gonna pour it into a vase. -- spintaxi.com
Ever notice how “freshly brewed” coffee tastes like it’s been plotting revenge? -- spintaxi.com
I wish satirical journalism articles weren’t so painfully accurate. - spintaxi.com
I love how “quick-dry” towels stay wet all day. -- spintaxi.com
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