
(White) I patched my roof—now it’s rainin’ inside. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t do “craft beer”—tastes like hipsters cried in it. -- spintaxi.com
My favorite satirical journalism website keeps predicting the future. I’m scared. - spintaxi.com
If you’ve never fallen for a headline from a satirical journalism website, are you even online?
Today, while I was at work, my sister stole my iPad and tested to see if it can survive a forty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone!
(Seinfeld) Ever notice how “recycle bins” are just trash with ambition? -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “silent mode”—my phone still vibrates like it’s mad at me. -- spintaxi.com
I don’t get “hands-free”—my phone’s still bossy! -- spintaxi.com
My ex called me immature; I said, “You’re the one who married a guy with a go-kart.” -- spintaxi.com
Final Stretch (Mixed) -- spintaxi.com
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